25.07.2002 | 12:14 a.m.
letters letters,i love letters

I've been wanting to do this for a few days now. And since today I have nothing exciting to say myself, I will post something that makes my mouth drop open in amazement. This is how I feel. This is exactly how I feel. And he verbalises it perfectly. I wish I wasn't so bloody nice. Maybe then I could be as misanthropic as I feel sometimes. Anyway. Here it is. Thanks for letting me use this, Mike!

Dear People,

You suck.

I should know because I, myself am a people.

You are not good natured by heart. In fact, you are evil. Full of ulterior motives, secret desires, pimples & lies.

This is something i've come to understand over the years, as a simple fact of life.

Let's stop pretending, I am not a good people & neither are you.

So next time you see me, you should punch me in the face & spit on my shoe & say you've done this in the name of god. That's exactly what i'm going to do the next time I see you.

p.s. if you are reading this, i'm talking to you.

I have 'Amoreena' stuck in my head and it makes me want to watch 'Dog Day Afternoon.'

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